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Goat

by Goat Sike January 14, 2020
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Goat

A live mammal used as the latest currency of choice in Zimbabwe alongside the Bond Dollar, US Dollar, SA Rand, UK Pound, BW Pula and the rest.

N.B. Zimbabwe has no currency of its own.
"That suit will cost you 3 Goats and 2 Chicken sir" the salesman said as a matter of fact.
by gmembr April 24, 2017
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Goatness

When your too good and need to flex on kids
"have you seen my goatness, it's insane"
by Dark_hawk0626 June 26, 2020
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Goat

Messi is the greatest ever soccer player to ever exist and has probably cooked your favorite team
by Messi fan August 28, 2023
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GOAT

no no nO not goat as in the animal -~- I mean that would be cool eating everything- what? you heard nothing anywaYs, it means:

Greatest
Of
All
Time
Jo : woah your like the goat! that was some legit hoop action!

Duncan : hoop action- I swear- wait a minute... did you just call me a goat...

Jo : uhh yeah??

Duncan : I WANNA BE A PUSSY CAT!!

Jo : sorry?

Duncan : bish...

Jo : omfg GOAT means GREATEST OF ALL TIME!! Goat is technically a compliment in some sort of way.

Duncan : cool I guess, ok well uh thanks?

Jo : No problem!

(Duncan realised that Jo was on drugs so Duncan created an intervention so he doesn’t go crazy)

Great friends, amaright?
by Taba_kiki December 9, 2019
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