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Ethanism

When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.
Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.
by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022
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Ethan is a goofy individual who some would call a silly goose
Ethan is so funny he obviously is a silly goose
by All the Silly Gooses December 29, 2023
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someone who tells little girls that they make him horny, and wanks off to everything. i would run before its too late, except he might make you love him, in which he will then friend-zone you and un-add you.
Aoife- Charlotte, Ethan just unadded me and straight after his favourite son came on (self control- frank ocean)

Charlotte- its fine he was old, horny and bold anyways.
by tspmosmiclfr March 24, 2025
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A verb derived from the Youtuber and Streamer Crankgameplays/Ethan Nestor

To goof your words without knowledge and then standing by them
"Did you hear Chris the other day? He was saying some anecdote and Ethan'd !"

"I was at a party earlier, and I saw that someone brought almond fuck."

"What is almond fuck? Did you mean Fudge?"
"No! They actually brought almonds that knew how to bang!"
"Dude. you totally just Ethan'd"
by Cringeboi November 22, 2020
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A very old guy
There were a lot of Ethan friends at the cemetery.

Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin
by Tz13-onSpecialClass August 19, 2023
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Ethan is a type of person who has trouble trusting people and has a small group of friends. he likes to listen to music a lot and drinks energy drinks 24/7. But when his friends try to get him to open up he closes up even more. ethan has some mental issues and will shut you out when things get unberable but hes secretly sooooo sweet and genuinely loves to cuddle randomly and won't say what hes truely feeling because its embarrising.
person: dude whats up with Ethan lately
person 2: idk i thinks hes just been going through some stuff lately
person 3: yk mabye this time he'll finally tell us whats bothering him so much
by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022
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The cutest boy you will ever meet. He has the sweetest face and the sweetest smile. He has fluffy hair, and beautiful eyes. He can make your heart melt. He is a big dork, and will make you laugh and roll your eyes, but you still love him. Ethan is a very intelligent man, especially with writing. He is perfect. There is no one better than him. He is the gayest straight man to exist, and if you aren’t in love, your lying to yourself. HES probably a cat.. and he lovesboobs. very soft
Anna: “woah.. HES a cutie!!
Anna pt 2: “duh, HES ethan”
by MockingGayTheArtist - EggChild September 29, 2018
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