In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.
McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018
Get the Lesbian gratitude cookiesmug. Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.
Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by King Among Men May 28, 2004
Get the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug. A overrated cookie from the game cookie run kingdom that I fucking hate so much he should just go and drown in water then die I hate him so much
by RaspberryCookieIsHot January 25, 2022
Get the Espresso Cookiemug. Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.
by Maxwell August 22, 2004
Get the Oreo Cookie Girlmug. when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.
by Kyle March 14, 2005
Get the cookies and creammug. by dubya00098 October 6, 2006
Get the ass cookiemug. When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.
by thejake551 November 28, 2009
Get the Magic Cookie Factorymug.