Crack Head

A dumbass who is exited and energetic on Monday mornings, only explanation; he's on crack. Yet despite this he has the hair of a god.

Hey, my friend over there is a real crack Head, despite our test today.

by Bitchjuk June 20, 2017

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020

upper crack

When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.

"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."

by Killer croc57 August 29, 2015

Cracking a Jolly

The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Crack for life

CFL or crack for life; refers to the consumption of coke/cociane. Often the consumption for people that claim that they don't do it and like to do it... Hence crack for life

"What did you do last night?" Met the boys ...... " crack for life "

On a picture of Facebook if people look buzzing - your comment could just be - "CFL"

I got in late last night .... It was a CFL night...

by Jon b August 2, 2016

inner crack

because it's gotta be some goood inner crack for Steve Jobs to have put up that much, for that long, to the end...

"Find your Inner Crack"

by deezzer October 6, 2011

crack-a-nasty

means a wet fart

Dude, I so gotta crack-a-nasty in my pants.

by bones4 June 15, 2009