Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.

I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

by DeltaGamerAlt October 7, 2019

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by King Among Men May 28, 2004

Espresso Cookie

A overrated cookie from the game cookie run kingdom that I fucking hate so much he should just go and drown in water then die I hate him so much

Person: espresso cookie is my favourite character

Other person: stfu and never speak to me again

by RaspberryCookieIsHot January 25, 2022

Oreo Cookie Girl

A White female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two African American males.

Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.

by Maxwell August 22, 2004

cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

by Kyle March 14, 2005

ass cookie

a word that cute germans use to say something mean to old ladies who cut them off in traffic

"Shizer!! Ass cookie!!"

by dubya00098 October 6, 2006

Magic Cookie Factory

When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday my girlfriend finally let me do a magic cookie factory.
Guy 2: Lucky.

by thejake551 November 28, 2009