skull blaster

When one guy cums enough for a whole bukkake.

Person A: wow, did you go too a bukkake?
Person B: No, it was a skull blaster.

by Dat boi 10000000000000000 July 6, 2017

cream blast

Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.

Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.

Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.

Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.

Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!

Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O

by Archdruid Creamblast July 22, 2017

Cranberry blast

When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick

have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty

by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017

honda blaster

An enormously large, obnoxious and sound-polluting audio system, most frequently found in small, compact or sub-compact cars. Typically these vehicles have sub-woofers that are larger than their wheels and batteries that are larger than their engines. They are often found at the side of a road and in need of electrical servicing - such as a ninth replacement of their alternator. It is said that these vehicles can be sexually gratifying to certain females and some women have been known to leave their man in favor of such high power equipment.

Tommy just added some rockin' 18s to his Honda Blaster... yeah, it'll make your ears bleed!

by Shanedog62 September 19, 2017

cock blaster

a cock blaster is when you take a peice of cheese and a straw berry and you feed it to you preacious cock and it magicly explodes and the person next you says 'Whoa its a cock blaster!' and the cock explodes in the air and it looks like a fire work

whoa its a cock blaster!

by mega apple eater October 22, 2017

aft-blastin’

When you can’t make it to the bathroom so you say “my butts gonna explode” and start pooping all over the toilet before you can sit down.

“Who keeps aft-blastin’ all over the back of the toilet?”

“Probably Mike”

by whatsupdonaldduck April 20, 2018

Blue blaster

When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.

"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"

by Nosidam December 16, 2017