asian keed

A very agresive kid who iq is 99999999. if his test is les than A+++, his parents will belt him. his parents expect an 101/100 on his test if not the ICBM comes

Tim," bro did you see that asian keed"
jo,"yea why"
asian keed hears conversation, " you idots. get bitches then talk to me"
Tim and jo gets emotional damage

by Terri101 October 8, 2023

Asian

Mother comes and gives the flipper. Usually because of a bad grade in school.

Jimmy: AHH FUK I GOT A C+ IN SCHOOL
Mother: I ma about to asian this motherfucker

by the_asian_pro September 25, 2022

asian persuasion

a type of rapper who pulls hella bitches and usually hella chill

bro your music is asian persuasion like

by asian man with rice January 9, 2022

Asianitis

Inflammation of the Asian

If you are Asian, you are probably Asianitic

Mohammed: Noor really couldn't read the texts in the book when the professor asked him today..

Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis

by Tito. November 23, 2021

South Asian Fluffernutter

When you head to Thailand for the ladyboys
And, While in Action, Your Escort Sharts on you while simultaneously ejaculating

Remember when John gave that homeless guy 4 bucks to give Bill a South Asian Fluffernutter

by Big Boss (like from MGS) May 3, 2025

Free Asian

Slang term common amongst experimental “trap metal” artist meaning “federal agent”.

“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”

by Akazit June 3, 2024

Anton the asian

Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.

Anton the Asian only eats dogs

by Pavels uncle October 20, 2019