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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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Alabama Mudbath

A man extracts feces onto a girls chest then proceed to insert ones male appendage into a female vagina. Then rub the feces into the breasts with the hands.
I performed an Alabama Mudbath for 3 hours straight.
by History Inc. March 16, 2011
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Alabama blowjobber

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.
Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.
by Truck fucker April 15, 2020
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Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023
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Alabama fire man

Peyton wells volunteer fire fighter doing hot shit with Waylon booker his number is 251 743 3932
I just saw them doing the Alabama fire man with him
by Mrs. Nancy May 20, 2022
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Alabama Slammer

When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.
Our threesome ended with an Alabama slammer. Wham!
by Chili67 May 21, 2021
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Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.
Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.
by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022
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