Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.

My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.

by Noemad April 8, 2022

Alabama Snowstorm

When you cum inside of a girls anus and she farts it back into your face.

I was fucking Becky last night in the barn and she gave me an Alabama snowstorm, I was washing my face for hours!

by Schmeaty661 December 19, 2023

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

ALABAMA ALLEY DOCK

Backing up on wife's strapon while she wears your trucker hat.

He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.

by Bg71112 January 2, 2022

Alabama

A place where black people come from and a place where people fuck there cousin or sister

Hay let's go to Alabama no I don't want to be forced to fuck my black cousin.

by Lil_j0hnny September 25, 2019

Alabama Poutine

French fries (McDonalds or otherwise) with a little bit of cum on half.

Would you like some of my Alabama Poutine? No. I don't like eating cum. It's only on the left side!

by BleepFace March 27, 2024

alabama threesome

a girl, her brother, and you

mitch: how'd the other night go?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?

by mitchelster December 2, 2010