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turtles

Worse than llamas because llamas are awesome.
turtles are noobier than llamas
by Acritus April 20, 2017
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sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.
by Definition magician April 9, 2021
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turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021
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asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
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Turtle-Tonguing

Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out

Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”

“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025
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Sky Turtle

The one and only best gay gamer on PC and PS3
Omg it's Sky Turtle he is such a nasty HOEEEEE!!
by SkyTurtle5872 November 6, 2020
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Turtle

n. An awkward person
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation
My girlfriend is such a turtle.
I just turtled so hard
by Gabisaurous Rex May 8, 2018
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