nut sack empathy

The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.

A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"

by emlescure August 28, 2017

Sack of Green Beans

Yes. A type of Soda. They look like a pouch of muffins and think they have “swag”. You should never try to deal with a sack of green beans, because they lack common sense.

“At least I’m dating someone, you lonely sack of green beans”

by donderandblitzen December 1, 2020

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017

Balls in a Banana Sack

To describe an uncomfortable and possibly near painful situation.

Scott: My boss talks to me in the bathroom at the urinals.
Estrella: Worse than Balls in a Banana Sack...

by MeltStuff July 13, 2017

Sack from the back

When your man ain't acting right...so you grab his nuts and squeeze from the back.

I'm pissed... he deserves the sack from the back.

by Jazmuffin July 7, 2016

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.

Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.

by walker209 October 26, 2011

Hot Sack-Lunch

When one defecates in a brown paper lunch sack, closes it, sets it upon a porch or stoop and sets it ablaze! Then the lighter Rings the bell or knocks upon the door and runs to a safe bush or shrubbery within viewing distance. The lightee is supposed to be frightened into stomping the sack out ending up with hot smelly poo all over their shoes. Numnumnumnmnum!

Also known as "Brown Bagging It"

Dude, I just left Mr. Robinson a Hot Sack-Lunch!!!!!
He Brown Bagged Him?SWEET!!

by ZD-Unit December 9, 2008