kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.

Kyle newman is gay

by 02nig May 19, 2018

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Kyle

Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.

A Kyle on its natural habitat. Run!

by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022

Kyle Spurgin

When someone gets into a van and cant get out.

Damn the kids got into the van and got kyle spurgin'd

by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a a true Aggie fan, he takes every chance he can get to tell everyone Texas is superior.

Damn Kyle Georgia is better than Texas

by 42069ReallyBigDick42069 November 21, 2021

Kyle

Small dick small booty depressed not funny and always has a best friend called lewis

Wow Kyle's has a small dick

by Big d callun December 3, 2019

kyle king

my friend

kyle king is my friend

by bosermac January 19, 2017