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kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.
by 02nig May 19, 2018
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Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
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Kyle

Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.
by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022
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Kyle Spurgin

When someone gets into a van and cant get out.
Damn the kids got into the van and got kyle spurgin'd
by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is a a true Aggie fan, he takes every chance he can get to tell everyone Texas is superior.
by 42069ReallyBigDick42069 November 21, 2021
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Kyle

Small dick small booty depressed not funny and always has a best friend called lewis
Wow Kyle's has a small dick
by Big d callun December 3, 2019
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kyle king

by bosermac January 19, 2017
mugGet the kyle kingmug.

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