Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

A group of people are standing round a table with only say, one cake left and someone would say "I saw him eye up that cake and he was straight in there, quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake"

by MacCardarelli February 15, 2008

artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 6, 2018

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

by General C. September 30, 2006

Baby Raping Snake Fucker

Someone who angers mad women at the expense of their friends' testicles.

My 'friend' Spartacus, arse-grinded some woman - incurring the wrath of some angry whore-bitches, who were friends of his then-girlfriend. They then attacked me and my associate James Davill III, attempting to castrate us with bottles of smirnoff ice. It was unpleasant.

by Nishant Kumar Esq. February 13, 2005

See a Snake and Bake

To see a snake after or before you bake. May result in intense fear.

Oscar-"That shit was so dank"

Steven-"SNAKE!!"

(Oscar, Steven, and Zach run in fear)


(Later) Zach-"We just see a snake and bake!!"

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 12, 2009

South african snake trap

a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.

--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012