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9 December

Friend: Where you going?
Me: im going go give this to my boyfriend.

Friend: Why?
Me: its 9 december
by Guywithadhd00 December 9, 2023
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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.
f1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12¬`qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:;@'~#|\zxcvbnm<,>.?/!1"2£3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+= im bored
by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023
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7 8 9

The reason why 6 is scared of seven
7 8 9
by Inni84 July 8, 2023
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9/11

A topic of which many fight over the legitimacy of. If you may, you can look at a video covering 9/11 on YouTube, and I'd guarantee you'd find some conspiracy theorists questioning 5 the actuality of this tragic event.
"9/11 is a controversial event."
by CrossingTheFrenchBorder July 28, 2023
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Wrinkled 9-5er

His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off
Check out that Wrinkled 9-5er. I feel for the guy.
by fabioforeign July 31, 2023
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9/10 of the law

It’s when a daughter steals her lovely mothers clothing and claims it as her own.
Christina stole Vickie’s dress and wears it all the time. That’s 9/10 of the law right there.
by Pancake Hippo August 3, 2023
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Cloud 9

when u hit some good pussy
cloud 9: fat ass bouncing on yo shit
by rdc burner nigga August 3, 2023
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