A depressed child. Even though he is ya know ^, he is really sweet and amazing. He makes people laugh and makes them happy. He is the best thing that could happen to anyone. He is also very cute even though he’s short. He doesn’t like to admit it but he is very shy.
Jacob: *cries*
by you will never find outttt April 10, 2020

Jacob Swann is the bassist in chapter 13, and does backup vocals and sometimes vocal solos. He is very talented and is normally spotted by wearing an AC/DC cap.
by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

by 2ndhoe July 7, 2024

a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.
Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023

by Mr.baller June 22, 2022

A really gay person who has 1 friend and is single. He typically loves guys and is gay af! He always has poop in his pants!
by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

by Alscar July 12, 2025
