Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.

“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”

by Ah shit, here we go again. June 20, 2020

Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

smoke and swap

When your wife is gone for the week and you message random girl friends to smoke dope with and fuck.

I got my girl Michelle coming over for some smoke and swap cause my wife is out.

I got some good dope I be fucking bitches all day and night!

by Smoke and swqp September 17, 2022

smoke side

A shitty part of San Jose,Ca which is really named "Seven Trees",where fake crips represent.

"I'm not San Jose...I'm from SMOKE SIDE.."

by Couldn't care less February 2, 2022

smoke-shacked

when your shack gets smoked

yo, I just smoke-shacked that chick.

by dlonge94 October 22, 2015

smoking howitzer

A smoking howitzer is a hidden fact so important in any investigation that when it is uncovered a smoking gun pales in comparison.

When the police discovered what the criminal had done, the chief said: "Forget about the smoking gun what we have here is a smoking howitzer.

by Rocking Robin June 28, 2023