Dilly Dick

Any unusually shaped dick with a large amount of bumps and nubs on it usually due to genetic deformities or other disease.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.

The guys at the gym laugh at my Dilly Dick that's loaded with bumps, but that's fine because I'm banging all their girlfriends regularly and women love my pickle shaped dick.

by Ridge man May 6, 2018

dinosaur dick

that on guy won always be hyping up his large cock but when the girl looks to see that cock went instinct
brad brad is succh aqdino dick

brad has a dinosaur dick

by arthurewsxz May 4, 2024

Dick Nick

A terrible insult my friend made up that he thinks was a stroke of comedic genius.

*Gets shot in a game*
Tyler: You fucking dick nick
Jack: What????

by threeeyeddeer June 25, 2023

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

big dick pablo

A nickname for Galactus, a character from Marvel Comics.

There does not exist a mortal who can stand before Galactus, or Big Dick Pablo, as some people call him.

by correlation_lee July 12, 2024

Dick loyal female

A female that will do anything to show loyalty to a man. One who will betray her own friends in order to have a better reputation in the males eyes. A snake that will bite her own sister if a dick told her to.

That dick loyal female was my best friend until she lied to me for him.

by Yoooooo Dad April 7, 2022

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016