National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020

Eggin' My Nog

When someone is attacking or coming at you for an unnecessary reason.

Person 1: I don't like pickles.
Person 2: Ew, how dare you not like pickles!?
Person 1: Um excuse you! Stop eggin' my nog!

by papayaxmoon May 28, 2021

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

by 9962 October 29, 2025

rev my taint

When someone says rev my taint what they mean by that is they would you to use a vibrator on ones taint

Bobby: “ hey Dave wanna rev my taint”
Dave: “ no Bobby my vibrator needs batteries

by Da real taint rev May 31, 2020

My Gingers

its just a substitute for most swear words for me.

My Gingers how u been

by zaq12wsxcde34rfv June 3, 2017

Tap dancing on my nutsack

A term used to describe how it feels for someone who is micromanaging or nitpicking about minimal details. To nag someone.

I wish she would act her wage and stop telling me this and that about every little thing! She needs to stop tap dancing on my nutsack!

by srae March 2, 2019

grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021