Jacob Day

a little b!tch that's rly fun to hang out with. He can be kinda shy sometimes but overall has a kinda heart. he has pretty eyes and the cutest smile. He can be an asshole sometimes and might not have the best reputation. He has a... unique sense of humor. He looks very masculine physically however, he is a soft baby boy on the inside.

Did you see that really hot guy over there?
yeah, that's Jacob Day

by sab is sad October 20, 2022

Day before halloween eve

This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement

I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve

by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022

National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022

Obey the owner day

On October 21st, all members of a discord server have to obey the owners all wishes and commands. Any member that disobeys can get instantly banned.

Obey the owner day

by DeviX8211 October 21, 2022

post a mug day

22nd of October

Post photos of your friend looking weird

Me: when’s post a mug day

You: tomorrow

by _SriLankanbaddie October 21, 2022

National Fuckboy Day

22nd october is the national fuckboy day

-When is the national fuckboy day
-22nd of october

by lukanche October 22, 2022

National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022