i paused my game to be here

A nerd With the worst shirt alive

look at the guy with the i paused my game to be here shirt hes such a nerd

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Count my 1’s

Run my 1’s or count my 1’s means to fight someone

He told me to count my 1’s so I knew we were gonna fight after school

by itssor September 30, 2023

that little dangly dangly thang in the back of my throat

the piece of skin that hangs down in the back of your throat

Fuck my mouth till you hit 'that little dangly dangly thang in the back of my throat'.

by npk666 March 6, 2022

Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble

You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

my wibs

A culmination of any of the following:

1. Your mood, whims, and overall vibe
2. The quirks that define your base characteristics
3. Your personal philosophy

"My date with Dylan was a total flop. He wore sandals to the club and it clashed with my wibs."

"I don't think dogs are real, but that's just my wibs."

by wibboi January 30, 2024

Butter my buttcheeks

The feeling when you go down a metal or rubber slide in hot weather

"that slide better not butter my buttcheeks"

by AlfredKetchup December 17, 2023

Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021