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Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.
Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023
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sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".
Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.
by often delighted February 24, 2022
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Ass music sever

If u are here your balls are huge 👍
Oh I bet they are in the ass music sever
by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022
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blunty ass

when you hit someone so hard on their ass it turns red and hurts like hell
jack: yesterday I gave Jeff a blunty ass

Jeff: I can still feel it
by beb May 23, 2016
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National Ass pic Day

December 29th is National Ass pic day. Send an ass pic to your boyfriend or a chosen friend.
by Flosey December 29, 2023
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Ass-Ash

A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.
“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”

“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”
by TannerDontChickenOut June 6, 2025
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ass monkeys

when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
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