Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.

Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

loop my loop

Wrap your asshole around my asshole

Can you loop my loop

by Guffnut October 21, 2017

My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️

A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"

by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018

My Avi.

I love you.

You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,

those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.

I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.

i'm thankful that i've met you, and that i have you.
i love you.

you're my orange person, avi! ^-^
i love you, my avi.

by i'm autumn. April 3, 2023

My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.

Do you want to play my brian kahoot?

by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024