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Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
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National Kadie Day

We appreciate Kadie because she’s so nice, smart, funny and kind. she’s also super hot.
boy: hey dude… do you know it’s national kadie day?
other boy: oh no i’ll go give her some flowers and appreciation now.
by urmumisminelolol January 30, 2022
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Thanksgiving Day Parade

Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).
Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
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Snap Streak Boob Day

On September 14th, you snap your highest snap streak friend a picture of your boob(s) to show how much you appreciate them
by Beefymanmeat September 14, 2023
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National Bong Day

National bong day! Buy a bong, Build a bong, Smoke a bong. Save the date! April 26th
Today is national bong day! Bro let’s smoke.
by diabitch April 26, 2025
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National Makeout day

november 11th

Don’t just kiss someone make out
person one “its november 11th
person two “guess you have to kiss me now because is national makeout day”
by kissmyprettyass November 8, 2019
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National Message To Your Ex Day

National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because

It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”
by I’m a YouTuber February 17, 2020
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