National grab boob day

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.

dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"

dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"

by tr4nsfreakk May 13, 2022

Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.

Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.

by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022

International Nonce Day

Every year at the 14th of May, its international nonce day

Damn its International Nonce Day. Time to fuck a kid -Bayliss aka the nonce

by HEHE EGG MOUTH NOOOMM May 14, 2022

National hickey day

On may 14 your gf/bf must give you hickeys

Bf: look it’s may 14
Gf: you know what day that is
Bf: NATIONAL HICKEY DAY

by tegan56 May 14, 2022

golden day

Your first day in heaven

May the deceased make it to the golden day!

by St. Crypt May 14, 2022

National Stuff Animal Day

Bring your stuff animal with you places. School, shops, bring that “stuffie 🥺” everywhere!!

“Oh it’s National Stuff Animal Day!”
“Seriously?”
“Yea”

by 69lives96wives May 14, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

May 14 is National Send Nudes Day !! On this day you send nudes to a whole bunch of ppl you know to make their day :))

A very attractive woman: Omg it’s May 14
Loki: What’s May 14th?
A very attractive woman: Here let me show you !! *sends a very sexy nude* It’s National Send Nudes Day

by Loki_cool123 May 14, 2022