by Orchidly June 10, 2022
To have sexual intercourse with a girl in a very non-romantic or passionate way, for the sole purpose of elevating one's manly stature. Usually achieved through the use of excessive allusions and peer pressure, and followed by excessive bragging in deep manly vocal register to one's bros.
Note the phonetic similarity between "to do" and "to dude".
Note the phonetic similarity between "to do" and "to dude".
Example 1:
Kathleen - "So last night I had this really weird dream."
Jade - "Did it involve midgets in plaid?"
Kathleen - "It did, actually. One was trying to dude me. He wanted to be able to brag to his friends, but then a dragon flew by and devoured him. And I just sat there wearing a Queen Amidala costume."
Jade - "You had that dream last week."
Kathleen - "Yeah...I think I need therapy."
Example 2:
Bro 1 - I totally did Sarah last night.
Bro 2 - Do you like her?
Bro 1 - Eh, she's okay.
Bro 2 - (thinks to self) Oh, he duded her. I can't decided if that makes him cool or not. I think it does.
Kathleen - "So last night I had this really weird dream."
Jade - "Did it involve midgets in plaid?"
Kathleen - "It did, actually. One was trying to dude me. He wanted to be able to brag to his friends, but then a dragon flew by and devoured him. And I just sat there wearing a Queen Amidala costume."
Jade - "You had that dream last week."
Kathleen - "Yeah...I think I need therapy."
Example 2:
Bro 1 - I totally did Sarah last night.
Bro 2 - Do you like her?
Bro 1 - Eh, she's okay.
Bro 2 - (thinks to self) Oh, he duded her. I can't decided if that makes him cool or not. I think it does.
by katnjade October 19, 2009
your such a tuber dude
by wannaJohny January 29, 2009
Two or more large brothers or friends who hang around and eat large quantities of food, thereby becoming larger.
by Natybumpo July 03, 2022
A guy that will give you the world. But you dont know if you want it. Oop. Aha jk not really but yanno. Sksksksk
by heartcalls July 31, 2019
Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.
Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.
Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.
by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022