willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

Willy wedgie

1. A man wearing panties
2. When a dude gets a cameltoe

Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?

by 《<ChewiGraff>》 August 20, 2025

Willie Davidson Brown

He is a bald predator who drives a black bmw he is on the sex offenders list and he has kids in his basement he lives at balgreen in Edinburgh near the gold course at the end

Willie Davidson brown is a rapist

by Willie Davidson brown May 15, 2019

Messy willy

pegging after taking a laxative

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020

Willis

Alternate to penis. Derives from the nickname for penis: weenus. With a change in pronunciation, becomes Willis

Touching my willis rn, wyd?

Who up choking their willis

Mr richard willis dickerton

by e_ijah June 18, 2025

willy

thing in your pants girls have one too

wrote ths because im bored in school

my willy exploded

by boredinschool42069 March 28, 2023

Prison wet willy

Penetration, prison style

Ayo, what are you doing after work? You want a prison wet Willy?

by Big Papacito90 May 28, 2021