Blue Bus

A term that means your slow in the brain. Usually used as an insult, yet most find it funny.

Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?

Person 2: Sure...

-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-

Person 2: Where did you say the condom was

Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!

by MAc9103 June 20, 2021

German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.

My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.

by Bear5200 September 30, 2022

School bus

a place where you can scream and yell and generally fuck around with really no one to stop execept the driver if he is in a mood. the place where you can moan and yell fuck me harder daddy and the driver will laugh. school bus aka the glorified hellhole.

ay you see that bus roll by

yea that was defintely a school bus from what i heard

by ayyyy my name bill October 22, 2020

Smiley bus

A bus full of disabled children who dont know what day it is

Hey gru, did you see Jonathan the other day, he was on the smiley bus!

by tinkerbellthetank December 3, 2020

Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.

My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.

by CarpMagic December 17, 2019

The Bus Driver

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.

Uh-oh! I'm being killed by The Bus Driver!

by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022

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<March 19th, 1992> In The Back Of The Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<March 19th, 1992>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025