Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.
A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022
Get the Surprise balognamug. The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.
David: *farts silently*
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
Get the Silent surprisemug. during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face
by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020
Get the chocolate surprisemug. Special surprise is a term used by Transsexual female escort to reveal that they still got a penis by letting you know the size of their penis.
At times a group of male friends do prank one another to hook them up with a transsexual female escort making them think it's a female escort with a vagina .
At times a group of male friends do prank one another to hook them up with a transsexual female escort making them think it's a female escort with a vagina .
Guy 1 : Ask her about the special surprise , I think you will love it .
Guy 2 : What's the special surprise ?
Transsexual female: I got a 9 inch hard and ready for you
Guy 2 : What's the special surprise ?
Transsexual female: I got a 9 inch hard and ready for you
by mrunheardof May 19, 2024
Get the Special Surprisemug. "I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
by hotcock69 November 28, 2020
Get the Juicy Surprisemug. the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.
by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012
Get the California surprisemug. Person 1- "Hey, I put a silly surprise in your food last night"
Person 2 "WHAT?!"
Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"
Person 2 "WHAT?!"
Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"
by SaraWas#1 April 18, 2019
Get the silly surprisemug.