Simp

Someone's who's name is Sary

"stop pulling a Sary" pulling a "sary" is being a simp"

by CEO of early bedtime February 7, 2020

SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 8, 2020

Simp

Man that will do anything for a piece of pussy

Like that nigga connor

"Why's connor such a simp" lexi

"He hasn't got any in 4 months" libby

by Pixiestickbitch February 8, 2020

Simp

Christian

Damn he really is simp'in really hard for that one girl that doesn't even like him.

by simpslayer69 February 8, 2020

Simp

A white knight and Stan’s bastard child

simp: You are so perfect in every way. Please sleep with me my goddess
hoe: stfu simp

by chicken smegs February 8, 2020

simp

tyler

tyler is a simp

by 00alienperson00 March 24, 2020

simp

someone who will put their crush or someone they are in love with before anyone and will do absolutely anything for them at anytime of the day

i really do be simpin or i would simp for you

by madasouris March 25, 2020