Big Dirty Muffin

A muffin that is big, but also dirty.

Oprah's snack table was full of Big Dirty Muffins.

by Gentleman, and a Scholar. December 15, 2010

Banana Butt Muffin

Its when a person takes a banana out of it's peel and mashes it on his nuts before proceeding to use the banana peel as a condom for anal sex.

Jeff likes to do the Banana Butt Muffin with his partners Steve and Sharon.

by thetrailerparkgirlz April 26, 2019

Put it in the muffin bin

A BETTER way of saying "Have sex with that woman"

Equally so "the bin" can be defined as "Vagina", and "muffin" can be left out of the phrase.

"Dude you gotta put it in the muffin bin!"

"Mark, you gotta put it in the bin!"

by Al Cohaulin' October 10, 2009

muffin top concealer

Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.

Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche

by Ruff Butt Wrangler May 14, 2011

Butter my muffin

Term used to describe a male ejaculating on a vag.

Jenna: Will you butter my muffin?
Chase: Sure! I'd love to... come over at 4.

by McSak November 15, 2010

eat her muffin

To partake of her sweet treets. To taste the goods.

Timmy loved eating Samantha's muffin, It tasted so good he couldn't stop himself from going back for more. Samantha was pleased to let him.

Samantha loves it when I eat her muffin. It makes her scream.

by JollyJay78 November 22, 2015

sexy muffin snake

as seen in jenna marble's video on how to make pet names.
according to her if you use her "formula" you can come up with pet names that are non offensive to most people and creative.
you add an adjective to something delicious and add all that onto an animal.

guy: "hey can i buy you a drink?"
girl: "well sure you sexy muffin snake!"
guy: "i think i'm in love."

by stinkyburritomonkey June 28, 2011