Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportions.

Jared designed a new jetliner to outcompete Boeing in his post dump clarity after blowing up an airport bathroom with his feces

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.

Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...

by rathole November 25, 2009

dump truck

Its a cleaner version than saying the phrase dumb fuck , which describes a persons actions and persona

Tom : hey did you see that guy last night

Greg: which one , you mean the guy who made an ass of himself .

Kids walk in the room

Tom : hey kids , ya what a dump truck .

by foolish reyes November 26, 2016

dump unds

When you're wearing too much underwear and you have to leave some behind in a port-a-potty.

My boy-parts are getting real swampy. Time to dump unds while I still can.

by [redacted] September 1, 2015

shit dumps

when something is really cool.

This shit duuumps!

That girls jaket is shit dumps!

by ceara, dezi and erin December 28, 2007

Going to the dump

When you’ve been convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison

I was found guilty of several violent offences, I’m almost certain I’m going to the dump

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

dump n toke

The act of smoking a joint or pipe of weed while taking a dump.

After dinner last night, I had to dump n toke in order to feel better.

by jodiaz76 June 4, 2016