canadian timmy

Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.

"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "

"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"

by TrippyD23 July 21, 2022

Canadian Ballcuzzi

When a male or something with nuts submerges their testicles into a cup of warm Maple Syrup while their partner blows profusely through a straw that has been inserted into the cup creating a jacuzzi affect. For added pleasure the penis is wildly jerked with a hockey glove covered in Maple Syrup by the blowers free hand until ejaculation.

I tried to convince Nancy to give me a BJ last night during the Maple Leafs game, but I had to settle for the good old Canadian Ballcuzzi instead.

by Artie J Saves December 4, 2025

Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.

If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.

by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025

Canadian Adele

Using Maple Syrup as a lubricant, you put one finger in her Tim Hortons love muffin and one up her arse so you can feel each finger through the little wall separating them.

Hello from the other side.

I bent Nancy over this morning while she was making flapjacks and gave her the Canadian Adele. Hello from the other side.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025

Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.

My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.

by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022

Canadian flag

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag

That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind

by mong005e June 18, 2019

Canadian Breakfast

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.

Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...

by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023