National No Water Day

National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.

Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf

Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?

Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro

Shaquan: No doubt

by cozmonauts September 15, 2020

National Honor Society

A cult that looks good on college applications

Literally every National Honor Society inductee that I knew agreed that it felt like a cult during the induction ceremony.

by Midnight Depresso April 14, 2022

National slap day

On November 14 you can slap as many people as you want (even a girl)

Hey I'ma slap you it's national slap day.
Ok

by Dthoffkkg November 1, 2019

national skip day

the day after halloween on november 1st. you are allowed to skip school so you can celebrate halloween the proper way.

did you hear that no one goes to school on national skip day?

by teterdina October 31, 2019

National hentai day

Everyday is a hentai day. Yes every fucking day is the hentai day but there is a national hentai day too which is on 27th August
So whenever ur reading this i hope u will have a happy hentai day

Person A: Happy national hentai day.
Person B: Happy national hentai day to you too.

by Knowledge D. Wiki October 18, 2020

National Fuck Day

National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.

Hey, it’s national fuck day. Want to come over?

by longdickedorange November 20, 2020

National avin day

November 28th is National avin day tell anyone named avin they are the best person ever.

Happy National avin day

by Hunk monkey August 4, 2022