piece of [REDACTED]

when you try to insult someone but you dont want your parents to kill you so you censored the cuss

oh you piece of REDACTED i’ll REDACTED you

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022

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The Two-Piece

A good suck and handy performed in tandem

Sherrod gave me the two-piece last night

by CodyIsAPussyAssBitch March 12, 2023

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A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

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The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.

Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.

by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016

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Deputy Dime Piece

A secretary who sleeps their way to a promotion.
When promotion is given this secretary discovers that they are way over their head. They then find the highest ranking subordinate and lures them in with the promise of false love,(no matter if the subordinate has a spouse or not) and pop tarts and famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. The Subordinate likes to tell the DDP that she is the greatest supervisor ever.

Look at that Deputy Dime Piece make the stupidest decisions ever.

by Bamako May 7, 2021

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