narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh

went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.

by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022

this side of the missisippi

basically the east or west of the missisippi river.

cedar point has the BEST roller coaster this side of the missisippi.

by EUSHDXUEGHDEW November 21, 2022

South Alaskan side grinder

A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick

My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder

by The_Gutter March 8, 2019

Side hassle

When the side hustle (small business on the side of your ‘proper’ job) becomes more of a hassle than it’s worth - both economically, emotionally and spiritually.

“How’s that small business of yours going?”
“Oh my side hustle?”
“Yeah”
“It’s becoming a bit of a side hassle to be honest mate”

by Sean Jameson August 13, 2022

Bru sides

What dumb fucks say when they cant spell

Person 1: I used to give him bru sides
Person 2: wow you are dumb

by ragdoll#5933 March 4, 2021

Slice on the Side

A lover other than one's partner.

You break up with your woman? Who is this girl you are with?

We didn't break up. She's just my slice on the side

by fusion44 January 4, 2023

Side

(Verb) To side-eye someone, which means to react negatively to a comment that someone has made.

Person 1: I don't like Jonhy Depp in his early years.
Person 2: I will side you. SIDE EYE. YOU CAN'T NOT LIKE HIM !!

by Elpájaromásgrande10 March 26, 2023