My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

Sheep Jam

a common occurrence in New Zealand where hundreds of sheep walk across a one lane road for twenty minutes and block the traffic of one car

Person 1: Sheep jammed the road again, what's it called?
Person 2: A sheep jam.

by romansuperdestroyer May 29, 2021

Main jam 2?

A term used by chads

"Ay bro Main Jam 2?"

"sure bro"

by FurryMinecraftcringe.com February 21, 2021

Huckleberry Jam

g rated term for hand job

Kristy loves to give Nelson huckleberry jam on fridays!

by tonightatnine November 14, 2011

Jam Magno

(n.) a person Filipinos use to blame on for all their misfortunes.

Boy 1: Dammit, the pinggans have broken.
Boy 2: Kaninong fault ba yan?
Boy 1: JAM MAGNOOOOOOOOO

by a hoe for jel May 16, 2021

Jam

1. To insert penis in vagina, usually with a lot of aggression and power.

2. To fuck.

He will jam it inside her tonight.

by J. Presh October 1, 2018