Blow my Vuvuzela

the act of giving or receiving fellatio during a game of fifa

Billy: Hey man did your girl come over last night?
Clive: Yeah man i was mid-game when she got here, so i made her blow my vuvuzela
Billy: Wow that's awesome man, hope it made you play well.
Clive: Yeah i scored three straight goals it was awesome...until i ruined my controller with a couple of my unborn children

by Porntastic August 14, 2010

Blow Dry Her

A safety precaution for when you fart while getting a blow job from a really hot female. After farting, proceed to cum in her nostrils to prevent her from smelling the fart, then blame the noise on her queef.

I was getting a blow job from my dream girl and then I accidentally farted so I had to Blow Dry Her.

by The Blow Dryee June 18, 2009

Ultimate Blow job

When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.

"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly and crashed into the car in front of me. She was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. It was the ultimate Blow job"

"That sucks, B."

by DragonLegion March 13, 2009

Italian Blow Job

When a chick is giving you head and goes balls deep and then licks your balls.

"Last night, Sally and I were fooling around and things got heated and she gave me an Italian Blow Job.

by Carver Twice April 28, 2011

blow french kisses

A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.

If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!

(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)

IIIIEEEWUH!

(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)

by Downstrike October 6, 2004

blowing hard ass

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

by weasel May 2, 2005

Blowing mines yo

When someone is blowing yours that person is pissing you off to the extreme!

Yo this girl is blowing mines yo to the max! Yo no funny shit my nigga your blowing mines yo!

by fresh boy! October 12, 2019