A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
by M Digga August 24, 2006
Get the Hands-free masturbation devicemug. originally all ye, all ye, "outs" are free. meaning the one looking for you will call "olly, olly, oxen free" and the one in hiding can come out of hiding and not be tagged as "it" (the next one looking for all the ones hiding)
by The Lil March 5, 2011
Get the olly olly oxen freemug. Any above is the name given to a man who travels from Shaka, Sicily to East Boston, Massachusetts, and it’s neo enclave of greasers and goombahs, in their late 60’s and up who frequent a place called “The Nationale,” the home of the last surviving mullet hair cut in East Boston purportedly possessed by the legend himself known as the “Butana.” Freesh, Free is a pseudonym as his real name is only known to a select few, and is akin to knowledge contained in the Vatican files. When word of his impending arrival is passed through the enclaves of the Neo Goombah community many an old timer line the streets around the Cafe Italia and the Nationale in hopes of a waive or a greeting from him. A select few will be allowed to travel in the Vinegar Pepper Limousine, in the company of “Sal the Fish,” rumored to be on par with Hefner when it comes to adoration from women, “The Worlds Smartest Man” HP, and on occasion “Giovanni née née” to the Alitalia baggage claim at Terminal E in Logan Air Port, to witness the arrival of, the myth and legend. In this insular community his arrival is similar to that of the Pope, British Royalty or perhaps the King of Burundi or of Zamunda. Often this community speaks a lost form of broken jibberish, which many scholars only conclude is a form of broken English, with a slang Boston accent, along with tribal Italian that is broken and nonsensical that mostly sounds like the speech of the intellectually challenged or mentally and developmentally impaired.
by Nunzio Incerto April 11, 2022
Get the Joe Freesh, or Ja Freesmug. navy seals: "olly olly oxen free"
osama bin laden: "dirka dirka jihad alla"
navy seals: "we got him obama"
osama bin laden: "dirka dirka jihad alla"
navy seals: "we got him obama"
by the american... June 1, 2011
Get the olly olly oxen freemug. It's what you tell people when you say GTFO and they question what it really means. Basic way of trolling.
Me: GTFO
Faggot ass emo kid on myspace: that is Get The Fuck Out???
Me: No it means Go To Free Outlet (/facepalm)
Faggot ass emo kid on myspace: that is Get The Fuck Out???
Me: No it means Go To Free Outlet (/facepalm)
by DiLDoR the Arctic Avenger April 9, 2009
Get the Go To Free Outletmug. An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head. Not because your not sure why, but because they are diabetic
by sessionproking July 1, 2010
Get the Sugar free lunchmug. A christian denomination that believes it's okay for a preacher to say so called "dirty" words like shit,fuck,motherfucker ect. while preaching and they also believe in sex before marriage and that " fornication" is mistranslated and it really means only sex that hurts others.
by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2010
Get the Free voice churchmug.