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Moms Dirty

When someone says "ya moms dirty" they're saying that ya mom got fucked or just has cum / smegma on her
Skib:"Heard from ya moms lately?"
Dkust:"no.."
Skib:"heard she got her dirty.. Why you let niggas hurt ya moms letting a real one dirty her like that ain't it ya mom bout 30 on the corner and dirty in ha mouth the 10 dude broke ha shit for 30cents and you over here smiling like a dick head"
Dkrust:"ohh... My fault long fella i forgot to tell ya i had to hurt ha mouth with something on some kesedo johnny juhnt"
Skib:"its all good triple platinum dick sauce i was just tryna ac 130 in ha mouth with the 10 doods"
Dkrust:"i got you next time bro mb for being such a bad friend"
Circle man:"now thats what you call a... MOMS DIRTY HEEHEEE heeeheheee"
by master god lord and savior November 16, 2020
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Conrad's Mom

Conrad's Mom is simply the most attractive woman you have ever meant
"Yo have you seen Conrad's Mom?"
"Yeah she's really hot"
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trip mom

a friend that stays sober to take care of everyone when they are tripping
megan is a trip mom, she drives us to get food.
by amandaG21 April 27, 2020
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ya mom

when someone says something but you don't feel like doing anything
person 1: Let's get some food.
person 2: nahh, ya mom
by le anonimusch May 1, 2020
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Yer mom

A thing you say randomly or as an answer to any and every question
Jimmy - bro this is so cool check it out

Bob- yer mom

James- yo where you want to eat tonight

Jake- yer moms house
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your mom

usually used when she/he doesn't have a comeback.
"your so weird" "your mom"
by ocean green blue May 18, 2020
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your mom

Your mom is a synonym for homosexuals, it is usually used in reference to sex.
Its origins can be dated back to 12th century Moscow, when Vladimir Rusckohov, 15, replied this to his boyfriend when she asked, "who did have sex with????"
Your mom is just a comeback. This is fake.
P2: BUT I LOVE YOU-
by homomymomo May 19, 2020
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