meat candle

A synonym for a penis.

"She could manhandle my meat candle."

by slimkillz December 26, 2017

bear meat

Used to describe a girl who is thicker than most but not disgustingly fat. Typically has a decent belly, thick thighs, large ass etc. Often found in a pack of skinnier girls to enhance their features to the rest of male population.

Friend: You think Olivia is hot?
Me : Yeah I'm all about that bear meat.

Me: Yo I'm going out with Olivia tonight.
Friend : Really, I didn't know you liked that bear meat.

by ilikewomen April 11, 2015

double meat

A meal, often fast food, including two servings of meat.

Luke: Yo, what'd you get at Duchess?
Mike: Double meat.
Luke: Niz.

by Stu Wanker January 26, 2007

Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011

Grundle meats

Collectively, the soft tissues hanging pendulously from the anterior grundle region made up of the male member AND the scrotum. Often cusped together for protection or to send a clear message to an opponent.

It's important to wash the "grundle meats" after a strenuous match or you'll be sorry!

by Port chew geezer December 3, 2007

Blue meat

A penis belonging to a service member in the USAF. Usually if you have the blue meat you are very horny and will hit on anyone to get poontang.

OMG, that Air Force cadet has the blue meat!

by Padoodlemaster12304255a September 1, 2009

meat pouch

A sloppy vagina
A hot, wet butthole
A crusty pocket pussy

I sank my dick so far into her meat pouch I could feel the entrance to her uterus on the tip

by Packet Sniffer April 7, 2015