loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.
by mazda dem10 December 25, 2021
A legendary gamer. He likes dogs, video games, and has a big comedic personality. He is a fucking badass legend
Girl 1: Oh, have you seen Jacobs brand new outfit
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow
by a boy from the future December 27, 2019
Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck
by AssSmacker69 February 04, 2024
by The real Jacob May 25, 2020
(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
by StickySuede September 18, 2018
by The real Jacob May 25, 2020
by Croyboi May 08, 2020