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Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.
Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.
by ..ms.. April 5, 2023
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I Human

A person who does something awesome, a step up from someone who "Rocks."
Stranger: "Wow! You really Rock!"
That person responds: "No, I Human.."
by R0xii December 18, 2012
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human lolipede

Play on word/film title: human centipede

Another type of lol

Used in convosation
Person 1: So then I like, slapped him round the face!

Person 2: HAHAHAHA, what a human lolipede!!!!!!!

Person 1: :') he is such a cuntnugget! lols
by human lolipede May 21, 2011
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human laundering

Mistakenly used instead of human trafficking.

‘Trafficking in persons’ shall mean the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of force or other forms of coercion, of abduction, of fraud, of deception, of the abuse of power or of a position of vulnerability or of the giving or receiving of payments or benefits to achieve the consent of a person having control over another person, for the purpose of exploitation.
The cartels have been conducting human laundering.

Human laundering....isn't that like money trafficking?
by Racialthatsnotmyname July 10, 2022
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Human Dictionary

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher
Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.
by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018
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human

/ˈhju.mən/, ˈçju.mən, -mn̩
Also known as homo sapiens, humans are a species of primate who have evolved for 200 thousand years yet still kill each other for practically no reason at all.
Guy 1: Humans are a disgrace to this planet.
Guy 2: real
by nicthenerd June 9, 2024
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Human Dalek

A synonym for Nazi or fascist; someone who believes in their own inherent superiority and wants to exterminate everyone who is not like them due to fear, anger, and hatred of other kinds of people
by I Like To Define Words July 31, 2024
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