He breaks your heart? Break his ankles

Now we're even

A: Unbreak my heart
A: Say you'll love me again
A: Uncry these tears
B: BREAK HIS ANKLES! HE BREAKS YOUR HEART? BREAK HIS ANKLES

by effyou2.0 October 15, 2020

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day is every day.

Cum on her any day you‘d like

“Ayo, its national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day, like everyday“
“Sick, lemme cum on her“

by lcnyxx December 18, 2021

Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy

Kicking someone ass severely. Just like one of his parents would do it.

I Beat Valery's ass just like if I was her mom.

by Saints March 11, 2005

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket?

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

National give your boyfriend his clothes back day

On this day you give your boyfriend back all his tee shirts, hoodies, and sweat pants you’ve borrowed from him. Also it’s august 6th

Bf: Hey babe it’s august 6th you know what that means?
Gf: What happens on august 6th?
Bf: It’s “National give your boyfriend his clothes back day“
Gf: Oh wow I completely forgot

by Elric23 July 24, 2022

❌hi❌ State F❌❌tball

A team that is known for being Michigan’s son and doesn’t go to big ten championships.

Person 1: Did you see that ❌hi❌ State f❌❌tball game?

Person 2: Yeah! They suck, like, how do you lead 20-17 at halftime, then allow 28 unanswered and only score 3 the rest of the game?

by Professional Hoe Getter November 30, 2022