Big hard man who will try and stab you with pens in the neck but woose out of it last minutes and is a teachers pet at maths and in really annoying.
Person 1: Do you know Dylan Person 2: yeah he tried to stab me with a pen but instead said he had a headache and ran off
by Fightyboyborninjune January 28, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is a guy with a big brain upstairs. He has the sweetest smile and a kind heart. He's a giant geek, and reminds me of Geek Charming! He has a cat mouth, and looks like Seito Kaiba! He's a size 11 shoe, and bro is definitely packing downstairs. He's a great friend and even better partner; he's smart too. But he's super shy.
by Waifu!~ June 19, 2023
Get the Dylan mug.Charlie: oh hey Dylan I have such a small little chode, what does your s look like
*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick
Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me
*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick
Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me
by asssaaaaaaaasdddddds January 4, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.A big sad man with little to no will to live or exist on this planet. He is naturally attracted to snakes as they substitute for his shortcomings in a sexual context.
by BigBoyo6969 November 23, 2021
Get the Dylan Sherwood mug.Dylan’s are typically great guys who definitely pack some extra hog. They’re funny and make for great company, but sometimes they’re stubborn and golf shitty courses 100s of miles from anything convenient. They’re also pretty bad at knockout city but with a little more practice they’ll one day be as good as people named Jake.
by Las colians sucks August 18, 2022
Get the Dylan mug.We were going to run multiple raids tonight, but Dylan had to *pull a Dylan* and now we only have time for 1.
by anonymous November 15, 2021
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