Dutch hello

Waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for sex.

I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...

by Scooter McBooter June 16, 2017

Dutch Striker

Nutting 4 times in 34 minutes!

Jizz Hornkamp, of Willheim II, scored 4 times against Den Hague and celebrated with a Dutch striker!

by Johnnie Bee August 3, 2022

Dutch Inhale

The French give 2 kisses, the Dutch 3 so you inhale 3 times. Do three French inhales without exhaling, inhale like a mother fucker then breathe out slowly.

Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.

Woah, Abel just did a full on Dutch inhale. He's going to be as stoned as a rock, as baked as a pie and as high as the ISS.

by BazenAbel March 28, 2017

Dutch crossover

The act of defecating while doing a hand stand and then grabbing the stool with your feet and, while remaining in hand stand position, placing it on your head with your feet.

Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.

by An actual dutch person November 5, 2021

Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011

The Dutch Touch

A slogan of a Famous Dutch design company "PUIK". Who works together with talented Dutch Designers.

This beautifull clock has the dutch touch.

by PeterweltenPeterwellen July 4, 2017

Dutch Smokestack

Sucking your own dick while smelling your own farts.

I gave myself a Dutch Smokestack last night, it was glorious

by IKilledALotOfJapsInWorldWarTwo June 13, 2021