laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

Fairy Dump

When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task

Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.

by Jagoffinpixburgh August 14, 2017

hump dump

The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind

by Kyskee August 22, 2017

Donald Dump

A maniac coot who has dem dump trash bags as clothes

Bruhhhhh Donald Dumpppppppppppppp

by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018

Foggy Dump

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously

Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?

by Beef McChill November 9, 2018

Foggy Dump

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously

Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?

by Beef McChill November 9, 2018

spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 1, 2019