the state of mind while experiencing the combination of a marijuana high and the high from drinking alcohol/booze.
guy 1: damn bro im dry af.
guy 2: for real man drinking that truly after smoking that j made me hella dry.
guy 2: for real man drinking that truly after smoking that j made me hella dry.
by mushyjayy November 23, 2020
Get the drymug. the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.
by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025
Get the dry stevemug. When someone is being short in a text conversation giving the other texting party the impression that they are uninterested or simply just boring!
A : “Hey dude what’re you up to today?”
B: “nm”
A: “Oh okay cool! Maybe we can hangout later :) BTW my dog just learned how to do a backflip!”
B: “haha”
A: “Dude you’re so fucking dry”
B: “nm”
A: “Oh okay cool! Maybe we can hangout later :) BTW my dog just learned how to do a backflip!”
B: “haha”
A: “Dude you’re so fucking dry”
by wonderfulturtleman June 6, 2022
Get the Drymug. Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
Get the dry jerkmug. The act of one putting their teeth softly onto another and firmly brush them back and forth across the other.
by Obi-one-kanubby January 24, 2017
Get the Dry bitingmug. Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
Get the Dry Dick Decembermug. When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".
Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.
by OG T-Dogg 55 August 13, 2020
Get the Dry-Gulchmug.