Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.

"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.

by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021

Cup a Gametes

The act of using your hand to cup the semen after an orgasm that has landed on the waistline in an attempt to clean yourself.

When mom knocked on the door I had to “Cup a Gametes” in a hurry.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

Birds and Cups

A play on the term the Birds and the Bees, it means to ejaculate into a cup instead of into the opposite sex. It can only be used on people who are single and aren't in a relationship.

Person 1: Hey, I heard he's gonna be spending Valentine's day alone this year.

Person 2: I hope he doesn't go birds and cups again. I know he's lonely but still..

by CabralCorp February 14, 2025

the championship cup

69'ing while standing up

I hooked up with this one chick last night, she was the perfect size to do The Championship Cup with.

by SPOS September 24, 2017

Mrs. B Cup

Someone who thinks they have a D cup, but in fact have a B cup

She is totally a Mrs. B Cup

by defaultdenault March 17, 2023

Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.

Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?

by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025

2 Girls 1 Cup

Two girls go on a lesbian date and share a cup of ice cream, typically seen as crossing the "first threshold" in a female homosexual relationship.

Girl1: Want to do a 2 Girls 1 Cup with me on Friday?
Girl 2: OMG I thought you'd never ask!

Mom: We're very proud of our daughter for coming out as who she is and doing 2 Girls 1 Cup with her new girlfriend!

by Paddleworthy January 5, 2022