"Have you seen my man that's not my man"
Response
"Which one?"
2nd response
"Your really a crush thot"
Response
"Which one?"
2nd response
"Your really a crush thot"
by anonymous April 5, 2024

by Unknown_120 November 25, 2021

when you mix cocaine and mdma into a line and snort it during a full moon weekend and you are your mates go on a skitz mission
by sibri8 July 23, 2017

by Saggatagus November 5, 2019

I crushed ice to tell you this.
by Wjekll April 13, 2020

Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out
You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
by Dxsy November 15, 2020

Luke : Hey bro you see that girl over there?
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man
by imjustamethaphor July 5, 2023
