bum licker

Someone who enjoys the taste of excrement, fresh from another person or animals ass ring.

Flare is a big gay bum licker.

by Prophet of 7 July 4, 2003

munty bum

1) a huge big ass blow fly that when you squish it, it lays maggots everywhere

OR

2) a total dickwad (a person - can be male or female) that you simply just cant be bothered with

EXAMPLE:

1) "Oh, would you look at the size of that massive munty bum on that chicks head burrowing into her hair! Like eeew!?!"

OR

2) "Oh my god i totally can't believe how much of a munty bum she was towards him... if i was him i'd drop her, she's such a cow!"

by x_shagrat_nutsac_x September 7, 2006

bum chunks

Half way between hard pellets and squidgy (too much soft fruit in diet) turd. A kind of feta cheese.

Anytrhing george bush says is cornier than bum chunks.

by Eileen dover November 5, 2003

Bum Dick

A male of any race that has an amazing penis but their own financial gain so the female finances him.

She met this guy who always needs money but offers his bum dick in return.

by Igothemdefs October 25, 2017

Rent A Bum

A very lazy person that's made to work. Someone who's been kicked off public assistance. A lazy person from a temp source.

Chaquita, our new Rent A Bum, just stood around at work waiting on her next break.

by Passion4Conway October 16, 2011

Thumb Bum

Person who sends text messages rather then calling.

Jake: She just texts me and never calls cuz she doesn't wanna use up her minutes.

Kelly: She does the same to me. She's a real thumb bum.

by MobiMan February 16, 2010

Bum Slut

A promiscuous individual with a particular proclivity for bum sex.

"My bike saddle is too hard, one shall be walking like a bum slut for a week."
"Miley's favourite form of contraception is being a bum slut"

by Claggy Clam December 30, 2014