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Joints not points

Smoking weed instead of harder drugs like method or crack.
Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.

Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.
by JointsNotPoints May 5, 2023
mugGet the Joints not pointsmug.

Noob Points

The reward someone receives for commiting a noobish act or asking a noobish question. Never add a quantity (10 noob points).
FearlessSpectre-`` Wow major noob points for him! That guy fired a whole sniper clip at me pulled out his secondary weapon fired that whole clip and then i knifed him. Major noob points!``
by Flva FLAVVV January 30, 2010
mugGet the Noob Pointsmug.

control point

A control point, also called a Cap or a point, is a key objective in team fortress 2. It is featured in many game modes, Ex: Control points, king of the hill, ect. It is also:
1. Something your bloody team won’t stand on to save their life
2. Something next to which there will be at least one level 3 sentry at all times
1. Soldier: Why is no one standing on this control point !!!
Pyro: *Chasing an invisible spy across the map*
Scout: *running around aimlessly*
Demoman: *Doing the conga with an enemy medic*

2. Engineer: I will build a damn sentry in this nearly unreachable spot, and no one will ever touch this control point again.
Enemy team: ah fuck.
by 16Geese July 22, 2022
mugGet the control pointmug.

point 0.5

when you've been so out of touch with the world. as soon as you step outside and interact with people, you realise its what you had been missing. i mean, theres kids asking to hug you, how can you not
"do i say yes. do i take part. do i give. do i care. do i come back?"
"woman, you're at point zero, no, point 0.5"
by Krkič September 25, 2020
mugGet the point 0.5mug.
When you point up the ring finger, also known as digitus medicinalis, it means I like you in a friendly and non-rude matter, or can have alternative meanings, like "your awesome", I love you to a romantic partner, etc. This is not to be confused with the middle finger that means "GO F--K YOURSELF"
Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger:

Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!
by eyenyyc March 3, 2024
mugGet the Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Fingermug.

Man Points

Seriously guy, the social credit score I have completed fabricated within the confines of my retarded midget mind is REAL! It's REAL guys!
A midget who looks like a fairy "I got a man points!"

Hym 🤦 ♂️ *sigh* "Uh, yup. You sure do bud... You got all the... You got all the man points. That is a totally real thing."
by Hym Iam January 18, 2025
mugGet the Man Pointsmug.

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